The Great Crappy Wall of Trump.
Hey, you, smitten kittens in love with the Crappy Wall of Trump, listen, the Great Wall of China was supposed to glorify the imperial, architectural, and military magnificence of the Chinese dynasties, but it really was good for nothing and never served any purpose. For one, it did not stop the Mongols, nor can it be seen from the Moon as some clunkers believe.
However, Trump seems keen on building his own garden fence, and it's appalling how some flag-waving enthusiasts drool all over it.
And, he convinces quite a few knuckleheads, for sure!
Because Donald Trump is certainly a spoiled and arrogant billionaire like any other, but, he excels most mortal beings, with or without money, in an applied and highly sophisticated science: the scam. So, for Trump, using the Great Wall of China to defend his indefensible Crappy Wall is a royal flush of diamonds because his faithful flock will happily regurgitate the fairy tale about long-gone dynasties and fantastic Herculean battles that never happened.
Oh, the Wall: Guardian of the Heavens, Sentinel of the Heimat.
In its earliest days, sometime around 650 BC, the Great Wall of China was nothing more than a series of mini walls connecting one Chinese kingdom to another... Chinese kingdom. The officially recognized mastermind of the project, or at least the one known to half the world, Emperor Qin, pronounced chin and, by historical whims, progenitor of the Chinese empire, naively intended to defend himself from the Mongol nomadic invasions coming from up North.
Realistically, such a dream didn't seem much more achievable than hunting down E.T across the universe, considering that the Chinese from one kingdom did not get along very well with the Chinese from the nearby kingdom just around the corner, and they hacked at each other with machetes whenever they had nothing else to do and felt like chilling.
Emperors came and went for thousands of years.
Millions of convicts died Century after Century trying to erect a wall that was good for nothing until one crazy Chinese morning, listen carefully, a Mongolian Dynasty, I repeat, Mongolian, took over China and stopped the construction of the wall once and for all. Whatever was left standing there at the time, call it a wall, if you want, quietly sat in place for a few more hundred years watching the wheels until another Emperor, sort of, a communist one by the name of Mao Zedong, took over and resuscitated the old dynastic crap.
Time passed, and the Great Wall was getting older.
Ironically, years later, the least traditional of Chinese hierarchs, Deng Xiaoping, another communist, figured out how to spark the damn wall: tourism! And, there it is today, the Great Wall of China, almost 3000 years later, bringing benefits to the Chinese people at the expense of foreign usurpers disguised as curious tourists who, by the millions, invade what little remains of such a magnificent project are still standing.
In just a few words..
The Great Wall of China slowly dies of old age without ever having served any useful purpose other than tourism and, much less, having honored its own reason for trying to be a wall, that is, stopping the hardheaded Mongols.
As for the Moon, well, the tale dates back to the 19th century and is just that, a tale. Not even the playful boys at NASA have seen a single brick of the wall from the Moon.
In conclusion, the Great Wall of China, as a reference point for the Crappy Wall of Trump, does not seem like a good excuse if kicking the annoying Mexicans out is the intended goal.
Trumpists, listen, the Mongols spent years messing with China, INSIDE OF CHINA, and in spite of the wall. Soooo..., be aware that tacos and pupusas could easily be the main dish in America for the next thousand years and there is nothing you can do about it.
For one, I personally couldn't care less.